Category Archives: Funny but true

Tick tock…

Cannot sleep tick tock I keep my eyes upon the clock. I say my prayers then pray some more put my feet back on the floor. A book I’ll read to make me tired a cup of tea it makes me … Continue reading

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Giants among us…

A song for the big dogs, to the tune of ”Dames” from the musical South Pacific… There are giants here among us, there are dogs upon the land. It started out with two but there was such a high demand, that little … Continue reading

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Bees of Biblical proportion

And then there was the one and only time I went canoeing.  It was impossibly hot, the water looked dirty, and the river was very slow, sweaty, and bor-ing.  I might have been complaining… Until… we came upon a grassy … Continue reading

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The queen of your castle… a guide for beginners

It’s always nice to keep a clean house.  It makes a good impression when people come over.  But sometimes life gets busy, making it hard to keep up.  Is there an easier way?  Could it be that I’m working too … Continue reading

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Iceman’s dilemma

Justin had not driven his boss’s car before.  So when she asked him to go up the hill to the IGA and buy a few bags of ice, he decided to be extra careful.  Business was good at the deli on the corner.  It was his … Continue reading

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Off with his head

The man ahead of me in line was about to place his order.  He asked the teenage boy behind the counter for carrot juice, strained over ice and garnished like a Bloody Mary with celery stalks and a wedge of lemon.  The … Continue reading

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Something big

Grass was growing on my keyboard.  I was waiting for something big… something blog worthy for jumping back in.  And today it finally happened. I was on my way to Kohl’s in Sandusky, a town 20 minutes from my house.  I … Continue reading

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Straw wrapper etiquette… it touches everyone.

There was a lady at the pool today named Liz.  She was telling the others about proper straw wrapper etiquette and I decided to listen in. Apparently, there was a time when her country club served their drinks with the straws … Continue reading

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Wear cute shoes and pray

Some days we need all the help we can get.  The day my laptop caught a malware virus and crashed was one of those days.  For one thing, except for writing these silly stories and checking email, I really don’t know … Continue reading

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Sitcoms are better than Reality TV because…

Ginger is sexier than Kim Kardashian. Kramer looks more handsome in a smoking jacket than Hugh Hefner. Marsha Brady is a better dancer than Bristol Palin. Nanny Fine marries Mr. Sheffield and they live happily ever after.  Bachelors 1-14 have yet to marry … Continue reading

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